make yourself at home... & crack a beer! 
12/23/2024
I'm going to pick up my friend from Newark airport tonight. I'm glad she's coming back because her cat has been methodically destroying all my most prized posessions. He is destructive — and although not evil — he is destructive. He lives to destroy. To give him credit, I don't think he takes pleasure in the destruction, he is just caught up in the spinning wheel of fate and fulfils his destiny dutifully and without rest or compromise.
He is a sweet little boy though! Time to go cat! Don't let the door hit you in the hole on the way out you bum! :3
12/22/2024
I had a really wonderful time with a very sweet girl today, she drove us out to Doylestown to go to the Moravian Tile Works. Before we left we exchanged little Christmas gifts :) !
I spent way too many of my United States® PetroDollars™ on decorative tiles — but get this, I think those tiles are really cool.
It was so fucking cold and icy, maybe global warming is part of the scamdemic after all. More like Global Cooling ! Ha!
12/21/2024
I had a nice time hanging out with my friend today. earlier than that, I drove to delaware to buy cigarettes.!
Here is that.:
12/20/2024
I was thinking this morning that west philly punk kids are kinda like hamas DLC
Sonic 3 out today. Merry Christmas
12/19/2024
I saw a picture today and I wasn't able to tell if it was ai. (I don't capitalize ai because I don't treat computers with respect.)
Anyway I saw this picture and I wanted to believe that no real human could have such a disgusting body but I suppose anything is possible these days.
It seems like the internet is over, if everything's just gonna be ai images posted by bots then why bother with it. I think that's kinda cool though, who needs it anyway. Goodbye.
Take a think (sic) about that, freedom from the internet through entropy and atrophy. If it's all garbage, why engage with it? Though I suppose you could say the same thing about reddit and look at those fuckers over there going hog wild. ha.
Why do anything? Why even live? I guess I can't begrudge someone their internet slop — but maybe the steady decline in the quality of posting and the uncertainty that an image or video is real will get me personally to stop using all these crap websites.
I envision a time where I don't look at any of this bullshit and I read the newspaper or something. I go to the bagel cafe and listen to sewerslvt on my bose headphones and get little pieces of onion stuck in my teeth.
That's basically what my dad does. I think the boomers kinda have it figured out. Angry impotent crying soyjak millennial caricatures will be quick to respond to me saying they can't live without the internet or that I have a civic duty to stay informed or some other hooey. Listen, you can't control yourself and neither can I, that's why we're on there. You cope and seethe and think that you want to be looking at the internet but really you're just the unfortunate victim of a zuckerberg psyop. Like so many others. What are you gonna do about it? Probably nothing. Some day soon I'll be enjoying my onion bagel and looking at little birds and pieces of dust while you compulsively check your cellular and smash those synapses together until they form one long continuous chain of Slop Consumption Protocol.
In the mean time if you think you'll catch me doing the impotent anger crying soy face over a political reddit post you've got another thing coming pal. No one can harm me. I have value because I was created by God, not because some freak on twitter told me I had the right opinion.
12/18/2024
I been thinkin about is and allot of motherfuckers who come up to me acting gormless end up corporeally formless.
These jokers see — they queue up to be removed from this earth — theres about to be a dirth, of clowns who are lacking in spiritual girth.,
On a more serious note, Merry Christmas folks! (That's Happy Holidays for all the wokies out there, hyuck hyuck)
12/17/2024
Here's a thought for the day... I wish women's breasts would stop mumbling... if you catch my drift...
They Need To Speak Out Loud!!!